Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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