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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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