is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
