trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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