Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Holy shit dude........stairs
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