At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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