what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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