is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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