That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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