ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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