I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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