I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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