Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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