Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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