What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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