That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.