What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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