scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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