it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Too much gin, very little bucket
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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