no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize