i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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