i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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