About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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