Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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