question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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