I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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