Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I looked at my own cervix.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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