from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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