Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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