just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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