I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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