i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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