OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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