idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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