Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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