office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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