There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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