Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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