How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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