Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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