We won't sleep together?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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