I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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