It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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