We won't sleep together?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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