I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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