8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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