we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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