I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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