apparently the secret to your success is patron
high people should be assigned attendants
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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