your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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