I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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