Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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