Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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