Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The adults are the big ones right?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
