My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
