: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could teleport
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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