It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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