Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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